An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper « Whatever

Your name, please.

Ben Cohen.

Occupation?

Retired. I was an innkeeper.

In Bethlehem.

Right.

And in fact it was your inn where Jesus was born.

That’s right. Well, not in the inn itself. Out back.

In the animal shed.

Yeah. I still get a lot of flak for that.

via whatever.scalzi.com

This is extremely funny. Well worth a few moments of your time.